Can "the bitches" handle Bidoof?

Well can they? This HM whore sure looks the part, I mean look at "dem curls" I'm so sorry for the terrible gangster terms, the title requires it. What is Bidoof suppose it actually be? To me he looks like a over weight squirrel with Downes but looks arnt everything you know. He has a base stat of 250 and a crippling attack stat of 45, I certainly wouldn't mess with this "bad boi".

Also Bidoof at level 15 evolves into Bibarel which is a normal/water type...Spicy. But let's not talk about that waste of space, Bibarel has nothing on Bidoof, trainers all around the globe are clicking "A" when he try's to evolve.  Bidoof isn't just big in the Pokemon world, hell no. He's big in the meme world to..

Throughout Pokemon there have been Hv slaves, Linoon and Zigzagoon just being some of many, Bidoof clearly is the best and obviously the most famous.

 I believe he certainly does "fuck bitches for paper" and on this bombshell we come to a conclusion.. "The bitches" definitely cannot handle Bidoof.

Pokemon X and Y Review.

Disclaimer: the article may not be 100 percent accurate due to the game is not released yet, due to be released in October 2013.

(this is just a brief review of the new features there will be a more in depth review when the game is released)
Okay, today this article is about X and Y as you can tell... Ive sorta already done a article on this, but mainly that was Pokemon philosophy and the past games not strictly X and Y.
Ive been doing some research on this game and to be honest at first I was skeptical and thought the geeks back in the Pokemon headquarters had gone tits up, but then I realised I might as well embrasure it because no matter how much I moan there not going to change the new style of Pokemon gaming.. so i kept and open eye and now i think its going to be pretty good, well I bloody well hope so anyway.

The Starters.

Starters

 

 

To be honest the Fire Type looks suckish all the through to its last evolution, The Grass type looks pretty good all the way.. And the Water type looks bad ass in its last evolution. This all sounds good.. well goodish anyway, but every single Pokemon starter has always looked cool from the offset and it annoys me how these guys don't.
But hey ho you don't even need to use a starter
you could just store it in your Pokemon PC or what ever you call them, but I think it would just be rude not to use the starter Pokemon for the FIRST time as the designers work there butts off to design the little fellas.


 The Main Legendarys. (at the top)
The X and Y shaped legendarys look cool as hell in this, especially the Y shaped one called Yveltal looks like some fire ghost ninja bird on some serious Roids, the other X shaped Legendary is called Xerneas and its a big ass antelope with big pointy horns, which is always good! I would talk some more about these guys but unfortunately Pokemon have kept it pretty tight and there isn't a lot about them at the moment
... BUT DON'T WORRY Ive been researching and I nearly sh*t myself when I found out not only the type of these new Legendary, that the type is SOUND and LIGHT I know right how cool! but lets just be realistic how are these new types going to work? I mean unlike Water or Steel etc etc there is no physical property to either type. Well you could argue about light.. well because light does have physical properties but that's not the point, you don't go around fighting crime with a flash torch shouting "behold my mighty rays of light" Its just not gonna happen. Were just going to have to wait and see what Pokemon has done with these elements.

Horde Mode.
 This is a new battle style which I believe to be completely random and can happen anytime when entering grassy areas, To be honest this wasn't a bad idea atall and has made the game more realistic, instead of the old one Pokemon at a time approach. But in some respects this will cause havoc for most players that hate long battles and like to one shot hyper beam everything in there path in horde mode it would take 8 turns because as we all know after hyper beam you have to recharge. But even the most experienced and seasons Pokemon trainer liker me like me may hate this new style of battle, just imagine running into 4 Emogla's personally id cry as I hate Emogla, I think it is the cancer of Pokemon.. The annoying b***ard .

Sky battles.

Another new type of battle which only flying Pokemon can compete in unless it is a ghost type or can levitate, basically what ever Pokemon can fly! I think this is pretty neat and has no negative impacts on the game, just a cooler battle experience.
But what if non of your Pokemon can fly you say? Trainers who would have challenged you to a sky battle won't even bother with you (or will tell you to come back when you have the appropriate Pokemon with you). So don't go throwing your Graveler out into a sky battle or any other fat Pokemon.. It can only end badly.

The Worlds best conclusion.
So these are the new things in X and Y, the good, the bad and the utter bollocks. except from the new style of graphics and game play which you've all seen, if you haven't the link will be below. Any way, you all better get saving up for a 3DS because your going to need it!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx8Rpbej7oQ

Best Grass Type Pokemon?

FERROTHORN! im in love with this guy and im using him currently in my black 2 team and it hasn't let me down yet, by god its an awesome pokemon.
Ferrothorn has EPIC defence stats and will soak up even the most powerful of moves all day and every day, also it learns some pretty handy movies which complement this pokemon more than a middle eastern man does a corner shop. like the moves iron defence and gyro ball and payback, iron defence to make Ferrothorn impossible to kill, gyro ball -the slower the user the more powerful this move, believe me its a slow one, and payback -Its power doubles to 100 if the user moves after the target. But dont be fooled by ferrothorns sluggish and defensive natures boy can the guy deal some damage, the physical attack stats are tipping towards the top of the chart so dont take ferrothorn as a joke especially when this pokemon has the ability iron barbs which can take out pokemon without even attacking them.(inflicts big damage on pokemon that touch/attack ferrothorn)
Ferrothorn also is a secondary type steel which is pretty handy when it comes to taking on those pesky flying types! and the steel type also open up a whole new move pool, full of powerful steel attacking and special defence moves.
My Poke Rating? gotta be a 8-9 out of 10.
Good Move Set for ferrothorn:
Item-Leftovers
Ability-Iron barbs 
Iron Defence
Ingrain/curse
payback/use gyro ball if you have curse
Power Whip
And a nature that lowers speed and raises defence or physical attack would be nice!
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Is Pokemon Ruined?

Pokemon Black and White 2

Pokemon Fire Red

Pokemon Ruined? I dunno it's a sensitive subject for most loyal gamers, and probably because they believe it has been ruined! There right in some respects, the classic feel and the style of Pokemon has changed a considerable amount, and to be honest I loved the old style games especially fire red as it was my first Pokemon game and it was freak'in EPIC.. there are many forums and articles about how Pokemon is ruined or how it has changed for the better but there all from differed point of views etc etc, me? Well I'm a Gen 2 and Gen 3 gamer as my childhood was basically these games, but I DO enjoy the new games black white 2, sometimes I do get abut pissed with the changes Pokemon has made but hey ho that's just life and I'm a Gen 2-3 gamer what do you expect? Anyway what I'm trying to say is that the reason I believe the new Pokemon games are frowned apon is because older gamers like me are TO STUBBERN.. Yeah, stubbern, don't cry.

The old Style of Pokemon gone forever:(

Sometimes I miss the good old days when you could just hyper beam the shit out of everything and in the modern world of Pokemon with Ev training etc etc sometimes I fell abit old.. I'm only 17 lol;)
AHH also when you could just stick your Pokemon into a day-care centre and run the hell around all day, come back and your once level 10 pikachu is now level 70, these days you have to worrie about Evs, Ivs, Pokerus and movesets beings altered, ow and natures... Ah the good old days were the best.

The new style of Pokemon is pretty Cool give it a chance:*

Wooo here we are, the NEW style of Pokemon. One thing clearly stands out from the rest and its how long battles take, they last much longer and are more tactical which some times is great! But when you have to battle hoards of team plasma grunts and pokemon breaders some times it can be a pain in the ass but to be honest I believe this is mostly a positive impact on the game.
 Wooo #TeamNewPokemonGames
The double edged sword, EV training, all the new(ish) natures and weird nerdy shit in the new Pokemon. Lets start with the positives, if your a full on Pokemon geek you'll bloody love it! All the different things that you can tweek etc etc, it also benefits the less knowledgeable Pokemon player too.. Say if you was up against the same level and type Pokemon tradionaly the person to stop using potions or to use hyper beam first would win,  because it is a stale mate and both pokemons stats are identical, but now the Pokemon gimps back in Japan or wherever they are have introduced Evs and different natures to make Pokemon individual. And here's the other end of the sword, if your looking for a rare Pokemon and after 30mins of searching you finally capture this Pokemon, your all chuffed to bits until you cheek it's stats.. Unfortunely it's nature contradict its stats, let's say you wanted this Pokemon because of its high defence, the nature would hinder its defensive stat therefor lowering it... IT'S THE MOST ANOUYING THING EVER, then you have to waste another 30mins of your life searching for it again and hoping it has the appropriate nature. Great.

The Worlds best conclusion.

Lets be serious the new style of Pokemon is pretty good, the new graphics the more tactical game play, the towns and cities are full of side quests and competitions, like I said let's be super cerial.. There generally more things to do in the new Gen games. The only things that really annouy me are the natures and Evs but to be honest there pretty much assencial in making Pokemon individual, sometimes I do think the new gen games are over doing it, in some respects certain areas in Pokemon have been ruined, like the rustic feel and simplistic style of Pokemon are pretty much gone.
I just hope Pokemon stays on the right tracks and doesn't change the recipe too much from the originals but all in all I don't think Pokemon is ruined, i hate to say this though ,its time to move on... Ps HyperBeam rules....